mY FiNaL eNtRy

March 20th, 2007 by pizzancoke

i’ve cHaNgEd mY bLoG tO http://dyna1912.blogspot.com

sEe yOu tHeRe pEopLe!

BuSy aM i?

February 9th, 2007 by pizzancoke

ReAsOn  oF LiviN…

i always hv problem to make my own decision. rite now i’m facing a huge problem. which actually is not as big as your problem. last week i hd a lunch with a good friend of mine in KL sental. we are talking about problems. but when i’m listening to "her" problem i realize that mine is not  a biggy. she keep saying to me that i’m such a lucky person. "ko sgt beruntung!" on my way back to site.. n till rite now i keep asking myself. am i just lucky to be me? it sometimes make me sad, with my own reason to be. if you think you facing a serious problem, there’s someone else out there facing their worst nightmare.

enough of being that serious. last weekend is a blast! parents balik Kg! me havin fun in KL hang out with frens n making money. miahaha! after my pTd. exam, went for a date while doing biz. at night we hang out @ mama nani’s restaurant in tmn melawati square celebrating there 1st year anniversary of opening their cafe. it was fun. we hang out there almost 3hours layan life band. enjoy. at 11pm meet up with iza + azam @ tmn melati for a drink n chat while waiting for nurul n gang to reach danau kota. miss hang out with you iza! about 40min later me + amad when to danau kota to meet iJan + Shida + NuRuL + NaNa + aLan. wow… 1st time alan hang out with us. hik hik! we like jln2 make 2 round of danau kota! then we lepak for drink n took pictures before we split up. mis hang out with u guys! "biler mau kareoke? sakit telinga dgr org kareoke kat fudcourt danau tu! membara je!". hik hik! over pule.. here are some pics taken that nite..

Fun_180aMiK GamBaR kT TgH2 jLn..McM smUa Tgk BuT iF daH camEra FrEak x de MaAf bG KaMi. LikE wE doN’t CarE.. the guys pf course x nk join…sure malu.. @danau. rasa2 ade tak org lain nk amik gambar cam kitorg kat tgh2 pasar mlm tu? miahah!

Fun_154tHis iS AcTuaLLy LasT wEek piC @ mcD sri KembANgaN. duRing tHaiPusaM hoLs thE nExT day! n Hari wiLayah CelebratiOn. we plan to watch the fire work. but, dah nk kat kul 12 baru hegeh2 nkmasuk kete, so we just see it from inside the car. attention! : this act of eating that much of fries is not good for health! ;) onCe in a while can be forgiven. ahaks~!

wHaT AcTuALLt HaPpEn tO mE?

January 29th, 2007 by pizzancoke

siMpLe! FuN! mAgiCaL! ThAt’s AbOuT HL

last whole week i’e been very busy. almost every nite i came back after 11pm. HikHiK! thanks BaBah becoz i have all his support on what i’m doing. but my mom a bit angry n mad everytime i came back late. i know she’s worried about my safety n all. may be she tought i was fooling around n not serious. but nway, so far i’m still on it. haven’t give up, n havin fun  to meet my frens n all. Last saturday i went for Spectacular HL. syiok! but there’s more chiness than malays. n a little bit of indians. i guess because of our Malaysian’s mentallity about direct selling n mlm, not everyone sees the opportunity. but nvm, i’m just saying. i’m glad i give it a try this time. the only reason because the product work on me. iZa called me when i’m with amad at nailis last saturday night. she
asking for this icing recipe. jgn lupa post ke rumah gue ya dong.
ahaks! mesti ms. iza wanna make cute cuppies for bintang-bintang. miss u iza… only deltaelle bring us together rite? thx to delta elle! yeay!owh ya before i forgot,

I would like to congratulate my dear friend, RuHaiLi ShaHriZat for her engagement last tuesday 22nd jaNuary 2007. even we’re not there for you, we are happy fr you dear! mUahx! -gambar nya di mana kah ???

ThiS iS EsSpEciAlLy FoR mY dEaR iZa!:-

BuTtEr CrEaM iCiNg

1/2 cup solid vege shortening
1/2 cup butter or margarine
1 tbsp. clear vanilla extract
4 cup shifted confectioners sugar
2 tbsp milk

Cream butter and shortening with elec. mixer. add vanilla. gradually
add sugar, one cup at a time, beating well on medium speed. scrape
sides and bottom bowl often. when all sugar has been mixed in, icing
will appear dry. add milk and beat at medium speed untill light and
fluffy. keep icing covered with a damp cloth until ready to use. for
best result, keep icing in airtight in refrigerator when not in use.


p/s: this is the recipe i found. yg last time dah ilang. but my mom
said. it’s the same. so when u want to do it color. just take a portion
n mix with color water! hahaha! no laa the syrup color lorr. so nk
color lain take another portion.

~ CriMe of tHe MoNth! - SnEaK oUt! ~

last saturday after i came back from spectacular HL @ sunway piramid convention centre, me n amad had our dinner at Nailis SentuL. i can’t remember the last time i bring him there. or i haven’t bring him there before this. he keep saying. "awak slalu dtg cni ngn org lain, bukan saye.." i’m charge guilty! nway, i reach home around 10pm. the day before, mina text me at ym, she invited me to join the terendakian’s gang hangout at NZ at 8pm. i told her most probly i can’t make it. after i reach home relaxing, Wafi called me! " dina! ko dtg skarang…ape la.. cepat2!" i already mention to amad to go to NZ for our dinner so i can meet them. well, he want to have dinner just the two of  us. so alrite. after Wafi call, i just get change n dgn selamba nye i drive to NZ 1130pm without my parents notice n Amad’s knowledge! huhu! shuuu! "jgn sape2 yg baca blog ni bgtau amad!" which i know he’ll never read my blog. so there i meet WaFi, FaTtAh, iZuaN, ShaFiq, LeManG, ShiMi, K-RoCk, ToJim, eFaN. i just miss to meet SyAm, AfzAn n Mina because they just went back when Wafi called me. we had chat, laugh. "smua la nk usik aku. smua nk buli. tau la aku sowang pompuan!" it’s great to meet someone u missing for almost 8years. everyone change. including me! "diorg yg kate aku change. which aku x kate!" i had Fun! till the next mornin, mama n babah didn’t notice i sneak out last night! yeay! bukan buat slalu pon… ahaks!

NeW yEaR!

January 19th, 2007 by pizzancoke

aLrEady 1st AwaL MuHaRaM…
i would like to wish happy new year to all muslim. hope this good 1428 MaaL HijRah. each one of us will reach all their new year dreams. me and mother welcoming the new year @ masjid negara this evening. it’s actually my 1st time went for solat jemaah and new year prayers welcoming the hijrah. i’m glad and hope this will be a better year for me. i’m actually still greatfull to be me. i’m lucky to be me. and you are just lucky as me to be who you are! trust me. even i’m still jobless going to february. oMg. this mornin i went for an interview recommended by my fren ArY. ChiLi’s (adMiN Asis.) well the interview went very well. but i guess the person have to make her choice wisely. i think she actually can read my mind which i don’t plan to stay forever if i got the job. they need a person who willing to be comitted. plus, my big bro n especially my daddy not agree with what i’m applying for. if can he wish i can joint the corporate line for a career. me corporate? Fyi..i already send 2 resume to CiMb. haih! i wonder why others been call but not me. is my faith at com that my sis working? they gonna gimme a raise in Mac…i need your opinion! 1. still haven’t receive any calls from bank. 2. the company consider me as trainning currently n i guess there’s 80% chances i’ll get promoted @ Progress Centre Engineering by march 07 (1month to go) 3. i feel like blur.. so what should i do? search for more vacancy? continue applying or just be patient for another month? feel like i wana go to Al-Rahji n break into their HR manager office and force him/her with a knife to interview me at that very moment and accept me as their employee and better pay me good! haih! have you ever feel lost and miserable? kinda deeja-voo! that’s actually i feel right now. i just hope that when i wake up in the mornin i can focus n draw my target in this brand new year! people happy MaaL HijRah! have a blast weekend. If a business minded person like me..once in life time i should try to mange my own business. n currently, doing some partime business. helping those who wanna keep in shape, loose weight n healthy. improve you skin structure. so if anyone interested just msg me. hehe! wish me luck i need it. i’m just getting started.

1st month

January 16th, 2007 by pizzancoke

the 1st month of new year. feel like haven’t started anything. sorry la to those yg visit my blog hoping to read updates. ahaks. as usual i’ll be the last person to update my blog about our last delta elle activity. haha! iza x nk jadi yg last. because of my internet connection a bit sux whnever i get the feel to update my blog. time org semangat time tu la dia nk wat problem. 1st of all about DeLtA eLLe pOoL PartY! wE rawK! even it was raining. fYi the pool party is at ida’s apartment in pantai’s villa phase 2 swiming pool. picnic and swimming and laughing and teasing and posing and dating…haha! it was really fun! just hope more to come at our next activity kn? it was just nice laaa. but people the more he merrier! so next time ramai2 la k!
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piCtUrE: fRom thE bAcK! mE + iDa + tJ + iNoL + NiNa & yG beRsoPaN SaNtUn! iZa + aRy. thank to everyone for the great great party! the food the present the tag! so biler nk dpt car sticker? ahaks! sape yg semangat dia yg g buat kn? if mR. amad x ikut.. i sure terjun dlm pool with them.. next time alrite guys. so next event count me in as usual! serabut, serabut juga. have fun! mesti mau! menarik bukan delta elle? siapa mau join n make more frens?

so about me! after 3 months working with my sister. i felt there’s no motivation for me to go to work every mornin. i felt useless at the moment. not being needed at site. last week, i make a mistake on my work. so i have to do it all over again. so far i haven’t made any mistake before this. omg. a bit frustrated. it’s a miscommunication. lately  i just follow my sister to site n read story books. it that a sign that i should get other jobs? the interview that i went last week. i don’t think i can get the job. it’s a bit discrimination. forget about that. i’m actually suppose to go for another interview this evening. but i just got a call from my fren, her bos took an emergency leave for the day. so they hv to re-schedule the interview.

wanna read a hillarious story about me not having my phone for 24 hours? it’s kinda stupid. yesterday i went for HL meeting with amad. when we got out of the car, i ask him to hold my phone for a while. n i forget to ask for it back which i use to  remember.. he always keep my phone n his phone in his pocket when we are together. but i always remember to ask for it back. but yesterday…after i drop him at his bike in KL sentral. i drive home. when i’m trying to change the CD while i’m driving along jln sentul i just tought of my phone n where’s the last place i saw it. OmG! it’s in amad’s pocket! eEEeeEE! trus x jadi tuka CD. i just drive with my muka ketat. i felt like my life is not complete! reach home call my phone. he’s in shock when he’s picking up MY phone n he laugh! i’m going to see him tonight. so might as well he just hold on to the phone n entertain all my calls. hope no calls for interview today. nanti amad pulak yg pegi interview.

sms nurul last two days, hope she’s fine in Jb. she sound worried as usual. i’m worried about her. come back to KL. bring all ur famili. (ahaks! sukahati waa je.) just pray hope all the desaster in Jb will fade away. cepat la panas di Jb..sms from iza dear. ajak men futsal this weekend.
iza, i’m so sorry. reallly wanna play. i kire ni dah 2nd time kot i
tell you "maybe next time!" it’s not an excuse. gue sgt crisis bgt buat
masa ini. serabut penin. tonggang tebalik. mandi x basah. tido x lena.
still can’t draw my life schedule this year. hope u understand. n make
sure u remind me end of this month for futsal next month ya? to all my
other frens please bare with me. trying hard!

PiCniC & EaT+LaUgH!

January 8th, 2007 by pizzancoke

A PiEcE oF ReMeMber!

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My SwEeT 2007 diAry..timE  to geT orGanizE. aHaks. Since i end my study life, "hidup ini kelam kabut". feel like getting myself back together..i bought this diary with my gurlfrens. farah choose it for me n i fall in love with it. so it’s mine! so anyone like me to remember their bufday? or wanna make a date with me? watch movie? book me for a day? u can tell me i’ll put ur name in my diary..so hopefully i’ll have a sweet year with my sweet pink diary…btw, samsons concert in KL central, tic rm20? aiyaks! y we don’t know earlier. amy when o the concert so she told me theres OaG n another two bands before them. samsons didn’t sing that much songs. but i’m still sad! didn’t get the chance tuk lepas kn rindu! n nk balas dendam! the last time i went i didn’t know their songs..now i know every single words of it..uwaa!!! dah la S2 dissapointing.

PiCniC @ FriM, KepOnG…it was so great! mornin picnic with isya + MiRa + K.ZetiE + K.GM. people when there for jogging or jungle tracking…we are so busy with our picnic bucket n love mat! hehe! of course the love mat is mine. sO gediKs rite…lawa sket amik gambar. of our great photographer k.ZetiE with her cool camera. i wish i could have one like her’s. sangat sakan amik gambar. we went there 8:30am…first activity is eat! mama prepare the food for us. she tought she wanna join us but she had a kenduri that afternoon. we bought gardenia, tuna, crab+mayo, hot dogs, nugget ayamas, cakes, drinks, keropok ring,plates n not forget my favorite LiFe Thai Sos…oMg! that’s a lot actually..sambil mkn sambil bergambar. no one there, like sg. itu kami yg punya! then mandi time sambil bergambar also. ahaks! the water is great! after finish picnic…another photography session around the places. there’s a few nice spot in frim to take nice pictures. as you know i’m a camera freak..so untill 1pm then we went back…so anyone wanna join us? or maybe a picnic date with me next month i’m free…

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tidak puas dgn activity pagi…EaT+LauGh! after came back from picnic i went ol n chat with farahz n NuruL..well, just on spot hang out plan..after finish gosip, we decided to meet in 2 hours @ mid valley. so we meet up @ zara. nana looking for 80’s style shoe. we end up study to make different between with or without pig skin linnig shoe. haha! it’s actually a hang out time before they when back home for semester break. Nurul just finish her paper that mornin. sunday mornin exam isn’t that sux? haha! so time for nurul to release her tension after a long stress exam week. there are me + farah + NuruL + Nana + SuZie + Amy…after jln2 KecHik dah bising lapar. she’ll get angry if she’s hungry. ahaks! so we went to LaKsa Jusco. bernasib baik utk dpt seat. nice work ladies!..mkn gelak mkn gelak..later nk tgk movie. we go n que until we reach the counter than we change our mind not to watch movie instead to sit n chat. we went to check it out the new KtV near the megakids…too expensive somehow we just had our lunch so called dinner. so farah + nana mengidam brownies secret recipi…well. x kenyang lagi. hehe! 6 person with 7 cakes! wow.. quite nk roboh kedai dgn suara kitorg gelak. nana with her cake eating competition…she count 1, 2, 3, too loud untill all the waiters are looking at us..mmg akan tumbuh six packs mkn sambil gelak² until smua muka merah.. aduih! after finish gossip, finish up all the cakes, we took some picture infront metrojaya..well the camera freaks with farah new camera..i’m so tired with my whole day activities i really need to go back which it’s actually still early 8:30pm. i’m so sorry guys! next plan hang out! @ saloon. or mayb kareoke in ampang! nway we end up looking like this! muka ikan hasil ciptaan dear nana! the camera freaks!

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HaPpY BuFdAy LaiLa!

January 6th, 2007 by pizzancoke

wE’ve beEn FriEndS FoR aLrEadY 13 yEaRs…

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GurL! HaPpy BufDay tO yOu…this is actually the 1st time we get the chance to celebrate her bufday together. me n LaiLa @ nailis just now. celebrating her bufday. we meet for the 1st time @ alex tuition centre behind my house. we go there together. there is where we start to be good frens. till now. even we are not that close all the time. she is one of my good friends. i love you dear! hope all your dream of will come true as u wish. thanks for being a good friend to me.. muahx!

i’m currently so jealous with laila. she knew a starbucks manager in KLCC. that guy always came to her counter. he gave her a starbuck diary which is so cool n i fall in love with the diary when i saw it just now. laila show it off to me :( so cute pretty n cool diary. jealous bangat! btw i haven’t done making my own 2007 diary. can’t wait to write everyone birth-dates. anniversaries dates. delta elle activities dates. all kind of dates. delta elle? omg! i can’t wait for our next saturday pool-party which is so exciting. wow all the the sexy hotty gurls wanna get together n rawk the pool. ahaks!

today, working half day.. me n isya had lunch @ ali-cafe near bangsar infront of syabas jln pantai. my mom’s fren own the cafe, they did a charity for anak² yatim. so whole day free food for everyone. anyone that came eat free foods. me n isya just ate i plate of roast lamb. n that’s it. ahaks! i guess rasa mcm dah lama x mkn roast lamb. the last time was during ramadhan. hehe! best..tought of going to ikea after that. but a bit lazy. but we end up when back n did a project for the day.

BaBiEs BaTh TiMe!!
1st - baby 1
2nd - baby 2
3rd - baby 3
4rd - baby roy
5th - Cookie
6th - Morthy
7th - Fluffy
8th - Meow
(Exception for new born 1month - baby A, baby B, baby C and Mummy Bam-Bam)
ahaks! services including manicure n pendicure n ears cleaning… well done teams!

Tonight before i went out with laila me isya n mira went to giant to buy some stuff for our picnic tomorrow. mE, iSya, MiRa, Kak ZetiE n KaK ZetiE’s FreN going for mornin picnic @ fRiM in Kepong! yEay! btw i wanna wish goodluck to NuruL for her last paper tomorrow mornin, i mean in 6 hours n a half time. faster la then we can hang out before u go back to Jb..miss u guys! ahaks!

friday 5/1/07; i took the concert tic from iza’s fren. thx iza! i’ll pay u when i see u. he don’t want to take my money. n way, i bought from iza S2 celebration concert tic. of course i went with my dear. as u know search decided to cancel the concert to respect all those floods victims in Jb. so spider n wings replace them. when we reach stadium merdeka, OmG! indon’sian ppl everywhere around the stadium it’s like a riot gathering. i already feel scared. fine. we get a nice seat to enjoy the concert. the starting was great. i do like spider! yeay! but when it come to the 3rd song the indo’sian already start fighting. scary OK! all the policeman n RELA already stand by. the police caught some of them. they fight like there’s a riot. hello it’s just a concert everyone want to have fun. for the first time i felt i’m not safe in my own country. serious. so after spider finish their show we when back. just after 5 songs. OK! that’s it no more concert @ stadium for me. except PH or Hard Rock or other safe places no crazy indo’sian. i’m done! so we went to kg. pandan for a nice dinner…till i reach home my heart still beating fast. untill i feel safe n sound in my house..

ok..till then. picnic tomorrow. i need good sleep to enjoy! but it’s already 2:47am.

3rd dAy oF 2007

January 3rd, 2007 by pizzancoke

1st wEeK oF 2007 StiLl HavEn’t gOt A diArY fOr mY seLf.
eVen we already in a new year. all the sweet & sad moment of 2006 can’t be forgotten. i’ll cherish every moment of it…iza called b4 she went back to kg the next mornin. we talk less than 1 hour. just for a while. she need a rest for mornin drive. but the thing we talk on the phone is about our "DrEaM" which we are keeping it in view for while. isn’t it gal? it is sad to talk about it…thE "DrEaM" is one of the great thing happen to me in 2006. the experience that i had n all the time we spend together. i still put the "DrEaM" in my list of 2007. babe? ahaks! well we never know what God have written…
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does the muffin look delicious? ahaks! mira n me made it. it’s our 1st attemp. surely it’s not as cute as kakYong’s muffin. this is just for syok sendiri muffins. on 26/12 "sMaLL GirLs ParTy!" @ mY hoUse. a.k.a intro to those who are interested in taking herbalife. i haven’t got a chance to write about it. just received some pics from nana’s camera! ahaks! sweet! my mom made laksa johor menu that night. some of my neighbours n famili came. thank the food is enough for everyone. ;) worried iza n her fren x dpt mkn pule. n way, everyone had fun. listen to my aunties talk about diet. thanks to those that support me. "ayuh kite same2! displin! keazaman! kesungguhan!" anyone else like to join us? iza’s aunty already can fell the different taking HL less than 2 weeks. good for her!so wana know who came to my party? of course all my girlfrens! but iza & Laila is not in the pic..so sad shida can join us.. but anyway…i had fun n they had fun!

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p/s: thx to faRahz keChiK for the lovely lovely necklace! i like it so much!
it’s already 1:33am! omg…ok nite2 ppl!

HaPpY nEw YeAr!

January 1st, 2007 by pizzancoke

NoT toO LaTe tO wiSh SeLaMaT HaRi RaYa & HaPpY nEw yEaR!
it’s just a regular raya for me. but whut is special that nenek (mama’s mother) is here with us. it’s not always we get a chance to raya together. usualy we’ll be going back to teluk intan. but not this year. ahaks! mama got her own reason not to. menu for raya haji, rendang ayam, lontong, nasi impit n sambal tumis ikan bilis. after smyg raya, everyone enjoy the food then a long nap till afternoon. hihi! in the evening, laila came to my house with nol n her bro. (baru bgn tido kot dtg lunch!) angah’s family also came. it’s our regular routine tido tghr raya haji. as whut i said. it’s just a regular celebration. sedih this year x dpt rasa sup lembu. with some good reasons not to do a new year psrty this year like last year..plan had been cancel. 1. the respect for raya haji! iza blk kg. 2. my gurlfrens all exam this week. 3. no budget. oleh kerana menghormati raya haji n also i’m not kind of person celebrate new year, that nite i just hang out with some school frens in mcD sri kembangan.. right after i reach there, nurul sms!
"how’s raya? so sad no rendang no lemang…fudcourt smua x bukak plak" (something like that)
so the chemistry! i just tought of her on da way to SK. it’s like so near. i offered them a delivery mcD. mengada plak xnk, demand nk rendang n lemang. ahaks! actually i didn’t plan to see my frens there. if i knew i would bring them some lemang. sorry bangat yek nurul! :* don’t be sad! sempena raya korban berkorban kerana study tuk x blk kg..that’s pengorbanan! hope u’ll do great this sem! always pray for u guys! ahaks!
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picture of me, jasli n zamzurina. zamzurina was my classmates n jasli was my blockmate rakan gosip everyday dgn eila, zura lina shida! make me miss school a lot! from 10pm till  new year 1 am we chat n gosip. must be all about schools n lifes. haih! zamzuarina is a QC in Melaka. jasli will be going to mrsm muaazam this month. teacher wanabee! good for them. whut’s for me? omg…
AZAM taun baru! "iza?" ahaks! i can tell u one of my azam, pandai masak by end of this year…kerana jika x pandai masak, azam yg lain akan terjejas. hahaha!
best of 2007 to all of you! hope it’ll be a better year as we know 7 is a lucky number.
2 days holiday. monday, went to cineleasure for a movie with my dear. LoVe WreckEd. nice movie. fantasy. its all about amanda pretending to be trap in no-where island with her all time favorite rawk star. which end up he’s a jerk n amanda’s bestfren is madly in love with her which she never realise it. if i am amanda, i wish to be stuck in an island with bams! samsons vocalist! owh! he’s so cute! wish i can go to his concert this saturday! :( feel like i just meet him yesterday @ planet hollywood! remember iza?

iza; bile mau ketemu?
nurul, nana, suzie; dah abis exam roger! we go n hang out ya?! don’t forget me this time! muahx!

December 24th, 2006 by pizzancoke

i’ve decided to re-post my blog on September 18, 05′

Finally - someone says it all
out loud! Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11
things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how
feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids
with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure
in the real world.

Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2:
The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you
to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3:
You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be
a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you
think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping
burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different
word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you
mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault, so don’t whine about your
mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents
weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your
bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool
you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the
parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your
own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and
losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing
grades and they’ll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right
answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real
life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers
off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF.
Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real
life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule
11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.

If you
can read this - Thank a teacher!